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@H@3VISITOR FROM SPACE ?
@A@2Jude
@FHbeton13
@FAnewcentury24
@FMpearl08
{2@1
1Subject: Illeged White (when rarely clean), male (ha ha), COCKasian
1Age: Actual: 19, pysical: 4, Sexual: - 67
1Address: Half away across the universe and turn left
1Stats: Skinny, punny, worthless
1
1Strange happenings over the skies of northern Britain point towards possible
1extra terrestial lifeforms visiting us. Further sightings and mysterious
1occurances point towards only one conclusion we have been invaded by dirty,
1morphing alien life able to disguise itself in human form.
1
{1A series of @7sexual mutilations to horses,@1 seem like an every day occurance,
1but if one was to take the 4 locations these sick inncidents took place and
1draw linking lines on a map to form a cross, an exact location could be
1reached in a well-known populated area, which I cannot disclose. Mere
1coincidence ?
1
1I have known the subject for about 10 years. I`ve even visited his home. It
1was a strange experience and he taught me a few things, I can tell you, like
1how to have a complete lack of personnal hygeine. He (if indeed I can use
{1that term) possess @7a potent fermenting smell@1 and an extremely shit infested
1face. His family are also not as we might expect. He has 2 fathers (a fat,
1bald bloke and a chubby, chinless one). Even more strangely his sister is
1mentaly challenged unable to comprehend the ideas of family, the difference
{1between he and she and how not to be a @7fucking dick.
{7@1
1Neighbours report that when nobody else is there the `family' walk naked
{1around the house wearing what look like @7bum bags with antenni poking out.@1
1Whether these stories are true or not is unclear but my friends, who have had
1the unfortunate luck to sit next to our subject on a bus have complained
{1about the police radio band @7emitting from his stained tracksuit bottoms.
{7@1
1Further more the young lifeform often mutters to himself of far off galaxys,
{1the possibilities of time travel and illeged @7kinky sex orgies with a top
{7celebrity.@1 The celebrity was questioned about this by the tabloid press, but
{1by law was unable to comment, due to@2 F.B.I.@1 gagging. We do, however believe
1this was mere fantasy on the part of our subject.
1
1Leaked documents seem to conferm `he' eminates from a far off world. His
{1strange eating habbits seem misplaced here and when he begins@7 to suck a large
{7bratwurst@1 people move away and nobody enjoys watching his digestive system
{1melt the food down - a view that is unbelievably visible from his large,@7 shit
7covered mouth.
{7@1
1The family have had shit posted through there letterbox and doctors have
1refused to go near them for *unclear* reasons.
1
1Is the subject human or some higher intelligence (although he does a good job
{1of pretending to be a@7 goofy thick shit@1), we don`t know. The truth will out in
1time - of that we can be sure.
X0*]